Skip to content Skip to sidebar Skip to footer

[DOWNLOAD] "Garden Gnome Politics: The Age-Old Battle over Landscape Expression (Column)" by Reason # Book PDF Kindle ePub Free

Garden Gnome Politics: The Age-Old Battle over Landscape Expression (Column)

📘 Read Now     📥 Download


eBook details

  • Title: Garden Gnome Politics: The Age-Old Battle over Landscape Expression (Column)
  • Author : Reason
  • Release Date : January 01, 2008
  • Genre: Reference,Books,Religion & Spirituality,
  • Pages : * pages
  • Size : 50 KB

Description

RECONNOITER A FEW suburban subdivisions these days, and it'll be clearer than ever that there are two Americas. One decorates its front yards with giant patriotic teddy bears and half-buried zombies. The other has to get approval from its homeowners association (HOA) to change the color of its front door from beige to light tan. While the first America is especially visible between Halloween and New Year's Day, it does not require a special occasion to express itself. For those with the unfettered freedom to landscape, lawns are like blogs, only with weeds. The urge to make a statement via maniacally groomed sod and a urinating terra cotta tot is as old as America itself. Yet this is the age of the planned development. With restrictive covenants designed to keep exterior spaces as aesthetically neutral as a pair of Gap chinos, these communities monitor chimney finishes and driveway accent lighting with the exacting, merciless scrutiny of the So You Think You Can Dance judges. And if you break the rules, justice can be equally harsh. In one legendary case, a California man lost his home after his HOA sued him for planting 5,000 rose bushes on his four-acre property without the proper approval. In another, a Florida couple racked up $3,400 in fines for displaying a pink flamingo in their yard. With property values at stake, it's hard out there for a garden gnome.


Ebook Download "Garden Gnome Politics: The Age-Old Battle over Landscape Expression (Column)" PDF ePub Kindle